Using FHM Magazines to get out of doing blog entries.
When you are asked to do a job by your boss, and you don’t produce, you need a good fall back plan.
In this technology driven paperless office world we live in, the old “my dog ate it” excuse just won’t cut it no more (unless your boss knows you have a *** big Rottweiler with a savage disposition).
Enter what I like to call “The Bootie Plan”, yes, there’s nothing like the female form reclining herself all over the glossy pages of a magazine to help your boss forget to kick your arse down to the unemployment office.
Now, I find the famous FHM magazine ( http://www.fhm.com.au/ ) to be quite the ticket for such a delicate operation as this. Their articles are good, and it has good weight and feel so as not to give an impression of a lame attempt at damage control. Word has it there is no equivalent for the fairer sex, try chocolates.
Posted by Marc Rosewarne at March 2, 2005 02:42 PM